Sunday, March 23, 2008

Can't you Feel It?

The days are getting longer, the birds have come back, the temperature is rising, and everyone's just in a better mood. Can't you feel it?



In the summer, that giant pile of snow behind us is not a hill at all. The ground behind us is normally flat. Just thought I'd letcha know. Taken on Easter Sunday


SPRING IS IN THE AIR!
Oh yes, winter's over and its time to get some new cargo shorts and sunscreen to put in em! Woo hoo!
Although, in Quebec, it's pretty much not spring. Everyone's still down about winter, and I'm still "Bring it on!." Think about it; these 5 feet of snow that keep falling on our heads every month could be the last 5 feet of snow I see in 3 years. Until college. Das a long time.
Anyway, actually been pretty busy with myself over the past few weeks. But just a Wii bit (Like how I threw that in there?) I've played Brawl for like 60 hours, yes, but other activities have included (drumroll please); going to Taco Bell (the only one in the city), going to a big sledding park, going to get my wonderful locks cruelly destroyed, and, yes, playing more Brawl.
So I bet you're wondering: "Will, how was your haircut?"
Well it goes something like this:

My glorious hair blows in the wind as i step into the room smelling of old hairspray and I realize that this is not the Eb Games my dad promised he would take me to. The evil lady cackling with the intensity of a thousand suns straps me into a chair and rip the long, Jerry Garcia-esque hair out of my skull and hits me over the head with a pan, then kicks the chair (which is on wheels made of dead puppies) into the 4-way intersection where I am saved by CHUCK NORRIS.

But actually I just kinda walked in, got my hair trimmed a half-inch, the lady told me I should come in more often because my hair is, and I quote, "like...umm...like crap." Maybe twice a year is not enough times to get my hair cut.

Taco Bell was awesome, best cheesy burrito I've ever had. The sledding was also wicked cool, one of the highlights of my winter activities here in Quebec.

Other than that, not much else to report. My birthday is in 2 weeks (Woohoo!) and that should be fun and I might be having some visitors up here from the States in later April, but things are all as they should be up here in cold Canadia. Happy Spring and Happy Birthday!

-Will

Thursday, March 20, 2008

As Promised, My Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review

1999. Super Smash Bros. Brawl, a small budget game originally slated as a Japan-only release, pitting Nintendo’s all-stars against each other, goes on to sell 4.6 million copies worldwide. 2008. After 3 delays, the third iteration of the big N’s now famous series releases on March 9th, boasting a full-fledged one-player mode and almost 3 times the amount of characters from the first game. Super Smash Bros. Brawl is a game that excels in nearly every way, from the controls to the one player campaign to the always wonderful multiplayer modes.
The Smash Bros. games have always been known for their multiplayer, getting 4 friends together and playing the games can still provide hours of entertainment. But Smash Bros. Brawl improves on its predecessor, Smash Bros. Melee, in so many subtle but important ways, and adds so many new game options it’s a wonder how they fit it on a Wii Optical Disc (The game takes up a whopping 128 blocks, and to give you a yardstick, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess takes up only 1 and Super Mario World takes 4.) For instance, players can now have access to a fully customizable game mode system, where options like metal or low gravity can be put in. The biggest change to the regular vs. matches is the introduction of the Final Smash. When a Smash Ball appears on the screen, it gives everyone a very good reason to stop what they’re doing and go after it. Once you break the floating Smash bros. symbol open, you have one-time access to an attack that can turn the tide of any fight. The new characters are all well-balanced, and for the most part, incredibly fun to play. The new stages are also a highlight of the game. The Warioware stage in particular is one of the most talked about stages in the game, and for good reason. Every once in a while, the arena turns into a full screen minigame, awarding brawlers who “followed the instructions” with items like the starman or a mega-mushroom.
As you may know, there are 4 controller options, and you’ve probably heard by now that our trusty Gamecube controllers are still the best for playing as your favorite veteran or newcomer character. The Classic controller also works well, and the Wiimote and nunchuck configuration can be used in a pinch, but the sideways Wiimote works so badly I don’t even know why they put it in the game.
The game is jam-packed with unlockables, by far the most of any previous Smash Bros. titles. Between the event mode, challenge mode, Subspace Emissary, and stadium levels, any one person could play the game without unlocking everything for months or even years. With over 700 trophies, plus many stickers and CD’s to collect, the series purists should find plenty to sink their teeth into. The stage editor in particular is an option I’ve spent a lot of time on, which enables you to create your own stage, give it a name and background music, and even submit it to Nintendo for a chance to have it be the stage of the day.
The music in the game is truly worthy of all the characters’ games combined, and even before getting any CD’s in-game, there is already a massive library of Nintendo music at your fingertips through the My Music option. The music ranges from nostalgic remixes to straight adaptations of the original music, and the variety of genre in the game should also be noted. From do-op jazz to orchestral renditions to songs that sound like they should be in Guitar Hero, or songs like the Wii Sports menu music or the original Ice Climbers theme all just seem to fit in the game’s atmosphere.
One could argue that, yes, the game is still more fun in its multiplayer modes than in the one-player excursions. But let me ask you something; can you dream up a one person game that is more fun than getting 3 other friends together and beating each other up with Mario, Link, Solid Snake, and Sonic? No ideas? Didn’t think so. Online modes with strangers are very limited (2 minute brawls only, and absolutely no names or communication) but work fluidly and only occasionally lag. However, if you can go through the hassle of exchanging your Wii number (16 digits) and your special Brawl friend code (12 digits), the results are worth it. The friend code games work perfectly, with options to team up in home-run contest or other stadium modes, or just regular Brawls.
The graphics are some of the best you’ll see on the Wii yet, the audio is great, and you’ll be playing this for years to come. I give the game 9.75 out of 10. The only thing keeping this title from perfection is the online mode, which could have been the highlight of the game, but due to Nintendo’s “protect the little ones” online strategies, it feels a little restrictive. But the bottom line is; if you have a Wii, buy Brawl. If you have a Wii and don’t want Brawl, sell it and check into a home because no one in their right mind would pass on this truly spectacular game.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Icy Conditions Ahead

So here's Quebec Citys Weather today in a fun, easy-to-do craft:
You Will Need:

A picture of what's out a window in your house (pick a window, any window)
A good supply of cottonballs
A handful of white sand
Grey Paint
The eyesight of a 88-year old blind person

Now here's what you do:
Take the picture of the window, put it on a table. Then take the paint, and just pour it on your hand! Then handle the picture (make sure the paint is still wet) for 15 minutes whilst juggling golf balls. Then rip some of the cottonballs apart and eat the rest of them like Will Ferrell did in the movie Elf. then thickly coat the picture in white sand! Now go in one of those circular rooms where sky divers train above a giant, unseeable fan keeping them afloat and you have the weather outside today.

But honestly, what would any self respecting teenage geek do on a snow day?

1. Eat a giant lollipop
2. Play Lord of the Rings Risk
3. Watch the extended edition of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring on DVD
4. Kick siblings' butts in Smash Bros. Melee six ways to Sunday!




Pirate Bandana? Check.
Candy? Check.
Return of the King soundtrack for ambient music? Very check.

That's what I'm talking about.


Anyway, school break week was last week, and my Aunt Wendy and Uncle Pat came the week before, but I never did a single post. I wanted to, but I didn't. Sue me. And now it's a 3 day week, not taking into account a possibility of yet another snow day. This is the 4th one. No joke. Pretty standard stuff goin' on, nothing to report on that front. And finally, 4 DAYS UNTIL SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL. After it comes out, I'll probably review it and put it on this. Thanks for reading!

Merry Wednesday,

Will



"It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."