Thursday, December 20, 2007

RTC=EVIL

Yes everyone; the Ridiculously Topiariac Club is has joined force with Every Villain Is Lemons to give you the best allover phone service. EVIL, the new RTC.
Although RTC is in fact the bus company which unforunately runs in Quebec City, i just wanted to tell everyone that it is not a good thing. It's not like I'm saying to boycott it, I'm just saying that it sucks and you should not use it.
This rant has been brought to you by: FireMeat Productions, the official sponsor of Slice n' Dice Pizza Delivery.

Now you all may be wondering why I, one of sure mind and body (for the most part) has not written a post about anything relating to what I'm doing here in Quebec, or what my parents are doing here in Quebec. This is true for one main reason: nothing is happening.
Apart from the occasional new video game purchase/rental and the snow days that are becoming more and more often, there really isn't much to report, except to say there is nothing to report. Woo Hoo. So what I'm trying to say is, there might be more posts, but chances are they aren't actually about anything. If I'm really bored I might start reviewing random video games, because I enjoy it and because I have nothing else to do.

Anyway, its almost Christmas Time! Which means several things all at once: actual Christmas, going to see aunts and uncles, and last but far above all else- I AM GOING HOME. Yes, you heard it, home. Oh Yes. It's where your heart is and where I'm going on Vacation. So, this means for the next few days I'll be staring at the clock until I get to go home, and then the few days after I come back, I will be dealing with a *deep breath* purplefantachuggingmoviebackroundnoisinghalo3playingall
aroundgaminglordoftheringsmarathoningetc.
*chugging air* ...hangover
It's the most wonderful time of the year indeed.

In saying goodbye, I would like a moment of silence for the breaking up of the Blood Brothers (I dont care if you dont know them, shut up and pay your respects) and for it to be broken with this picture:


-Will

"There are two types of people in this world; The people who hate Napoleon Dynamite and the people who still like it."

Saturday, December 15, 2007

I Lost my Poor Meatball
Where: On top of Spaghetti
Wearing: It was all covered in cheese
Last seen: Rolling down the garden, and under the bush
Why: Somebody sneezed
Could you Help me Please?
"It's the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy."

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

You've been Elf'd!!

This has been going around my Mom and aunts' emails and Ijust had to make one: they're irresistible!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1346044355

for those who don't recognize; that's Will, Tim, Jonny, and Sam
Behave well, and I might write an actual bog next time!

Enjoy!

"He will pay, I swear on my unborn fish childs' life he will pay."

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dad, on Duran Duran

"They're not a hair band! They're Pop. In fact, they're bad pop; bad when they came out and worse now. Actually I think they should be outlawed!"

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Snow Day! Wii!

Ello everyone!
What a weekend-6 days! The snow as comin down hard on monday, creating all the awful road conditions a driver could ask for. An unexpected snow day was nice, its like mother nature is helping me procrastinate on my career day project! In other news, today is National Day of the Ninja!!! Celebrate by watching askaninja, wearing ninja gear, and using shurikens all day! Don't hit Butters in the eye! I've decided to give everyone my Wii number, so that the day Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out, I''ll be able to play with all y'alls. It's right down there *points down*. And finally, I'm going to start putting one (or more) quotes at the bottom of the page- pretty much every day, even if I have nothing else interesting to say. I do love quotes, after all.

"There's nothing I wouldn't do for him, and there's nothing that he wouldn't do for me, so we spend our lives doing nothing for eachother." -Bing Crosby

Sayonara!
-Will


Will's Wii Number: 1284 2259 7094 9049

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

My Music is where I'd like you to Touch

The DS thought of it first. No one likes a copycat, Mac.



Saturday, December 1, 2007

One Year Ago

Its been a long week! Since I haven't actually posted in almost 4 days-gasp!- let me bring you up to speed on whats happened this week. The first 2 days were school days. They were boring. It's school. But then! All the chid'rens had wednesday through friday off!! Yayyy! So- I had Wednesday and Friday all to my lonesome (thats awesome) and thursday I watched all the younglings! And we rented MOHH2 (Medal of Honor Heroes 2, to common folk) and its pretty awesome. 32 player online is something that I've never played before- and its really flippin sweet. The campaign is a standard boring WWII thing- Single-handedly take down the entire Nazi regime with nothing but an M1 Garand containing 60 shots, a pistol with 42, and 4 grenades. Basic thing. But onto the topic of the blog- "one year ago." I was recently thinkig what kinds of things were going on around 1 year ago at this time. So here goes:
One Year ago...
...I was on a football team
...I was attending BFCCPS
...people still used myspace (facebook now people, get with the program)
...there were only like 37 types of ipods. now theres 46...right?
...I lived in Massachusetts
...I could communicate with the general majority of strangers-I miss you, random video game employees
...Frank Beamer had only one ACC Championship
...I had never watched Scrubs
...I'd never played Guitar Hero
...I'd only played Wii once
...My Nintendo DS was "broken"
...I'd never seen Transformers, Pirates 3, Spiderman 3, Ocean's 13, etc.
...the people in my neighborhood all spoke English
...I was probably failing English
...I didn't have to worry about the reform system
...I probably had recently gone to the mall with Tim and MadE for Christmas shopping
...the nearest mall was a 45-minute drive away
...I got home from school on a yellow school bus
...I knew even less French than I do now
...I recollected on the class trip to Camp Beckett a lot (some of you know what I mean)
...I tried not to think about Quebec
...Moving was a distant prospect
A lot can happen in a year, huh?

"Hooch is crazy"
-Wildabeast

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Martin Thanksgiving

The pies, the turkey, the cranberry sauce stuff, the gravy, and of course the cornpud. It was pretty strange not having Thanksgiving with the big family, and maybe just a little less strange having it 3 days late. Since neither the folks or the childrens had school off, Mom and Dad decided to postpone the holiday until Sunday, so Mom could have more time to cook us food (thanks Mom!). Everything was delicious, of course, but a part of me yearned for the Ms. PacMan machine in Aunt Janice's basement, or maybe it was the neverending escapades of yours truly, trying to put a candle out with my mouth. Nevertheless, the holiday was very pleasant, just the Martins and our friends the Copelands for dinner, Mythbusters, and The Amazing Race:
"If electricity was never invented, we'd be watching TV by candlelight."
I forget who said that, but i felt it fit the situation.
Turns out a human can not catch a bullet with their teeth, just in case you were thinkin' about trying that. :)
Also, aftr another quiet-time sledding outing ended in near-tears and a very frustrated walk home, if anyone knows any good sledding hills in the city of quebec (long not steep) then do tell me becausewe need one thats devoid of little children standing in the track as they situate their gloves. thanks a bunch!

-OG

Saturday, November 24, 2007

ACC Championship, here we come!

It's time for revenge, Eagles. The Hokies are comin' to town.
After watching the family's favorite college team trump their archrivals, the Virginia Wahoos, the whole family has been put in a good mood, waiting with baited breath for the ACC Championship game against those cursed Boston College Eagles. After a humiliating defeat earlier in the season, all Tech fans are thrilled with a chance to take them down (It's all come down to this, Sam). In other news, Anna's birthday is coming up (December 3rd) and the horse she wanted so much was all out of stock :/. Mom told her today so she wouldnt be upset then and we heard result of that "painful" conversation for a while. Tomorrow is like Martin Thanksgiving so the smell of frozen turkey and scented candles are in the air....ahhhhh. My bros. are at a friends house, but I think I'll get one of them to wite something this week at least, if not later today. who knows.

30 days until Christmas
79 until Super Smash Bros Brawl
121 until the school year ends
1193 until my 18th birthday
woohoo!

give my regards to broadway,
wilhelm

Friday, November 23, 2007

Starting off!

Well, its been a while since ive actually been in Quebec, and I'm much too impatient to actually tell you everything that has happened since then. I also know that I said I would make a blog for a while, but hey! I finally got bored enough to actually do it! So since we came here, we took everything out of the big U-Haul that ate all of our possessions, put them in the house, and went to school. Also my parents got angry at most of the Canadian postal service. then our address changed. that was an ordeal. oh and then I went to massachusetts. woo hoo! that rocked socks. ill update this blog at least once a week, with news about the works around the house, along with some personal thoughts, making this way more interesting than my 'rent's boring ol newsletter. (its war, mom and dad) i promise to have more interesting blogs in the future, along with much better grammar (no promises on that one)

this is tubs, signing off