May Flowers Bring December Showers

I had a shower experience I just had to share with everyone today. It has a mind of its own.
(All times Greenwich standard. And not exact)

7:05- Shaken by Dad, told to wake up
7:10- Hear loud noises in kitchen, decide to wake up
7:13- Turn water on in shower, pick up the right door and put in place
10 seconds later- Dad calls in through bathroom window (I know, right?) that the hot water heater is "working"
1 second later- I recall the last time I had a shower that wasn't cold. It was August 6th.
5 seconds later- Step into shower
10 seconds later- finish closing left door after trying for 9 seconds
3 seconds later- Turn cold water on, then try to turn hot water on. Hot water doesn't work, so I give up, shiver for a minute, then get used to it
7:24- Finish shower. Turn water off. Try hot water again just for kicks. It works.
3 seconds later- After disappointment leaves, I try to turn hot water off. It is stuck.
15 seconds later- Succeed in turning hot water knob all the way to the right. Cold water continues to pour.
2 seconds later- After checking both knobs are off, I just let the cold water run.
1 second later- Step out of shower, kick the right door by accident, and it falls off, knocking the shower head out of its holder.

6:34 p.m.- While taking pictures of the shower, the shower head pours water on me and the door falls from its position and hits me over the head.


-Will


"When I get older, losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine,
birthday greetings, bottle of wine?"