I want to see Clovie and I want to see him NOW!

It's 9:57 at night. I'm pausing from typing about every 10 seconds to open my window of the IMDB message board and refresh it, just to make sure i haven't missed anything. And it seems like there's no way that this movie can not let me down, just because of the hype surrounding it.
Which is probably the reason why the particular post has so many periods and why the sentences flow even less than usual. The thing is, I don't even know what the official title of this movie is. Cloverfield has been near the center of my attention for a few days now and I find the number of people freaking out about it is both astounding and maybe a little too much fun. A few days ago if someone started talking to me about the fact that "the new Jamie and teddy Number 10 video is up!" or anything concerning "Slusho" I would have given them a blank stare. Now I might reply with "And did you see the newest tv spot? It was on like 5 minutes ago and its on youtube now!" There must be humdreds of posts about the "picture of the monster" and about 90 percent of them are, in fact, "Easter Ferrets" or other masquerading furry mammals.

My Favorite Monster so far:

That's what I'm talking about. I mean come on this thing's a freakin' beast! It could totally tear the head off of the Statue of Liberty man!. Alright! Peace out!

"-I'm sorry I puked on you're shoes

-I'm sorry I wore sandals."

And We're Back

Indeed, we have gone back. Back to school, back to Canada, back to the place where I dont know the language, the people, the culture, or the store hours. Where the people are rude, the drivers are insane, where the music is rap and where the general mood just seems to be "pissed off." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Quebec City. I almost feel bad for places like this. Quebec and Colorado alike are both places I would love to visit on my own free will or even live in for a little while, but given the circumstances, Colorado is 6 week Church-School Hell on my last summer in the states (for a while), and Quebec is just a very long wait at a bus stop where, heaven forbid, I become friends with anyone, I get to say "good bye" in just 6 months! Not awesome.
Anywho, life goes on, and I play Guitar hero 3 to keep my sanity. I will take this opportunity to say that I have, yes, beaten the entire campaign in expert mode, and would like to thank my parents for getting me the game, but mostly Tim, for getting me into the game and showing me the ropes, among many other things. *bows* There you go. And I sit here, in my new Queen t-shirt, lumberjacket, and Buzz Lightyear Star Command Clearance (Planetary Pilot) I find that all I can do is count down days; until the school years over, until Super Smash Bros. finally comes out, until my 18th birthday (1146 days, give or take), and last but not least (it is actually least) until that freakin' Writers Strike is over and I can witness a proper ending to my favorite TV Show of all time, to which the Quote of the Post can be Attributed.

Missing Home and its Inhabitants,

Will


"In the end the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you may feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too."
-Scrubs

It Just Feels Right

Maybe it's the odd but dearly missed fragrance from Tim's beloved basement. Maybe it's the sight of an evening where ambient city lights dont make it bright out at 11:00 pm. Or it just might be the feeling of waking up at 12:00 noon with an oreo-skittles-halo 3 hangover and mountain dew on your breath; reminding you of last nights wild and sugar driven shenanigans. Whatever or whoever it might be, theres just something altogether perfect, in every way, about coming home to Massachusetts for vacation. There are so many reasons separately that makes it amazing, but put them all together snd you have something else entirely. Junk food is awesome. Best friends are awesome. Halo 3 is awesome. So are cats with tumors, and cats without tumors, and spaghetti, and the movie army of darkness (hail to the king, baby), and old tvs that glow yellow, and scrubs season 6 on dvd, and the anime channel, and visiting an old but not forgotten school, and molasses cookies. And the best part? Its not over yet.

-Will

-are you an idiot?
-no sir, I'm a dreamer

RTC=EVIL

Yes everyone; the Ridiculously Topiariac Club is has joined force with Every Villain Is Lemons to give you the best allover phone service. EVIL, the new RTC.
Although RTC is in fact the bus company which unforunately runs in Quebec City, i just wanted to tell everyone that it is not a good thing. It's not like I'm saying to boycott it, I'm just saying that it sucks and you should not use it.
This rant has been brought to you by: FireMeat Productions, the official sponsor of Slice n' Dice Pizza Delivery.

Now you all may be wondering why I, one of sure mind and body (for the most part) has not written a post about anything relating to what I'm doing here in Quebec, or what my parents are doing here in Quebec. This is true for one main reason: nothing is happening.
Apart from the occasional new video game purchase/rental and the snow days that are becoming more and more often, there really isn't much to report, except to say there is nothing to report. Woo Hoo. So what I'm trying to say is, there might be more posts, but chances are they aren't actually about anything. If I'm really bored I might start reviewing random video games, because I enjoy it and because I have nothing else to do.

Anyway, its almost Christmas Time! Which means several things all at once: actual Christmas, going to see aunts and uncles, and last but far above all else- I AM GOING HOME. Yes, you heard it, home. Oh Yes. It's where your heart is and where I'm going on Vacation. So, this means for the next few days I'll be staring at the clock until I get to go home, and then the few days after I come back, I will be dealing with a *deep breath* purplefantachuggingmoviebackroundnoisinghalo3playingall
aroundgaminglordoftheringsmarathoningetc.
*chugging air* ...hangover
It's the most wonderful time of the year indeed.

In saying goodbye, I would like a moment of silence for the breaking up of the Blood Brothers (I dont care if you dont know them, shut up and pay your respects) and for it to be broken with this picture:

-Will

"There are two types of people in this world; The people who hate Napoleon Dynamite and the people who still like it."

I Lost my Poor Meatball

Where: On top of Spaghetti

Wearing: It was all covered in cheese

Last seen: Rolling down the garden, and under the bush

Why: Somebody sneezed

Could you Help me Please?

"It's the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy."

You've been Elf'd!!

This has been going around my Mom and aunts' emails and Ijust had to make one: they're irresistible!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1346044355

for those who don't recognize; that's Will, Tim, Jonny, and Sam
Behave well, and I might write an actual bog next time!

Enjoy!

"He will pay, I swear on my unborn fish childs' life he will pay."

Dad, on Duran Duran

"They're not a hair band! They're Pop. In fact, they're bad pop; bad when they came out and worse now. Actually I think they should be outlawed!"

Snow Day! Wii!

Ello everyone!
What a weekend-6 days! The snow as comin down hard on monday, creating all the awful road conditions a driver could ask for. An unexpected snow day was nice, its like mother nature is helping me procrastinate on my career day project! In other news, today is National Day of the Ninja!!! Celebrate by watching askaninja, wearing ninja gear, and using shurikens all day! Don't hit Butters in the eye! I've decided to give everyone my Wii number, so that the day Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out, I''ll be able to play with all y'alls. It's right down there *points down*. And finally, I'm going to start putting one (or more) quotes at the bottom of the page- pretty much every day, even if I have nothing else interesting to say. I do love quotes, after all.

"There's nothing I wouldn't do for him, and there's nothing that he wouldn't do for me, so we spend our lives doing nothing for eachother." -Bing Crosby

Sayonara!
-Will


Will's Wii Number: 1284 2259 7094 9049

My Music is where I'd like you to Touch

The DS thought of it first. No one likes a copycat, Mac.

One Year Ago

Its been a long week! Since I haven't actually posted in almost 4 days-gasp!- let me bring you up to speed on whats happened this week. The first 2 days were school days. They were boring. It's school. But then! All the chid'rens had wednesday through friday off!! Yayyy! So- I had Wednesday and Friday all to my lonesome (thats awesome) and thursday I watched all the younglings! And we rented MOHH2 (Medal of Honor Heroes 2, to common folk) and its pretty awesome. 32 player online is something that I've never played before- and its really flippin sweet. The campaign is a standard boring WWII thing- Single-handedly take down the entire Nazi regime with nothing but an M1 Garand containing 60 shots, a pistol with 42, and 4 grenades. Basic thing. But onto the topic of the blog- "one year ago." I was recently thinkig what kinds of things were going on around 1 year ago at this time. So here goes:
One Year ago...
...I was on a football team
...I was attending BFCCPS
...people still used myspace (facebook now people, get with the program)
...there were only like 37 types of ipods. now theres 46...right?
...I lived in Massachusetts
...I could communicate with the general majority of strangers-I miss you, random video game employees
...Frank Beamer had only one ACC Championship
...I had never watched Scrubs
...I'd never played Guitar Hero
...I'd only played Wii once
...My Nintendo DS was "broken"
...I'd never seen Transformers, Pirates 3, Spiderman 3, Ocean's 13, etc.
...the people in my neighborhood all spoke English
...I was probably failing English
...I didn't have to worry about the reform system
...I probably had recently gone to the mall with Tim and MadE for Christmas shopping
...the nearest mall was a 45-minute drive away
...I got home from school on a yellow school bus
...I knew even less French than I do now
...I recollected on the class trip to Camp Beckett a lot (some of you know what I mean)
...I tried not to think about Quebec
...Moving was a distant prospect
A lot can happen in a year, huh?

"Hooch is crazy"
-Wildabeast