You Will Need:
A picture of what's out a window in your house (pick a window, any window)
A good supply of cottonballs
A handful of white sand
Grey Paint
The eyesight of a 88-year old blind person
Now here's what you do:
Take the picture of the window, put it on a table. Then take the paint, and just pour it on your hand! Then handle the picture (make sure the paint is still wet) for 15 minutes whilst juggling golf balls. Then rip some of the cottonballs apart and eat the rest of them like Will Ferrell did in the movie Elf. then thickly coat the picture in white sand! Now go in one of those circular rooms where sky divers train above a giant, unseeable fan keeping them afloat and you have the weather outside today.
But honestly, what would any self respecting teenage geek do on a snow day?
1. Eat a giant lollipop
2. Play Lord of the Rings Risk
3. Watch the extended edition of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring on DVD
4. Kick siblings' butts in Smash Bros. Melee six ways to Sunday!
Pirate Bandana? Check.
Candy? Check.
Return of the King soundtrack for ambient music? Very check.
That's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, school break week was last week, and my Aunt Wendy and Uncle Pat came the week before, but I never did a single post. I wanted to, but I didn't. Sue me. And now it's a 3 day week, not taking into account a possibility of yet another snow day. This is the 4th one. No joke. Pretty standard stuff goin' on, nothing to report on that front. And finally, 4 DAYS UNTIL SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL. After it comes out, I'll probably review it and put it on this. Thanks for reading!
Merry Wednesday,
Will
"It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
3 comments:
haha, love your description of the view outside, sounded just right to me! Here's hoping for another snow day!
thanks!
but I'm not sure how many people read this who actually have the eyesight of an old blind person, but I guess they could do the picture without it :/
I want one next week! *crosses fingers*
Haha, that's awesome in a sucky way. Definately review Brawl for me. We're getting more plans about summer and seeing you guys! Can't wait. Dude, not had one snow day down here. A few half days and stuff because of bad conditions, but not one good real snow day. So by now everyone just wants it to be spring. But daylight savings are coming, and that always makes it seem nicer with the extra light. Peace out.
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